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The Ugliest Dog in the World? Yes.

 I was casually reading the newspaper the other day when, without warning, this violated my eyes:

What the hell is that?  After I calmed down I read on and discovered that his name is Doug and he is completely, swear-to-God, medically retarded.  According to his new owner “he keeps walking into things”.  I want a retarded dog that walks into things!  I want Doug!