I was casually reading the newspaper the other day when, without warning, this violated my eyes:
What the hell is that? After I calmed down I read on and discovered that his name is Doug and he is completely, swear-to-God, medically retarded. According to his new owner “he keeps walking into things”. I want a retarded dog that walks into things! I want Doug!
Holy Fuck! I was reading back through some of your posts that I’d missed and as fate would have it I had a mouthful of coffee when I opened this. Well my keyboard might be ruined but at least I don’t look like this poor bastard. Genuis!
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Haha! I know, he is one disgusting mother fucker. But I love him. Possibly more than my own dog😀
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