Comments for THE GAMING TRAMP

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by thegamingtramp

thegamingtramp — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:06:06 +0000

Never a truer word spoken. Lovin’ your work

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by Creative Type Dad

Creative Type Dad — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 23:38:49 +0000

One can never have enough Lionel Richie in the house….

Comment on About me by thegamingtramp

thegamingtramp — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:51:32 +0000

Ha! Wind your neck in, love!
Although you do have a point there, meatus-face. I should probably change it to “I take tea and flick bean on a rig for two weeks of every month.” Living the dream!!

Comment on About me by Matty Williams

Matty Williams — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 08:41:59 +0000

I wouldn’t say “works”.

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by thestormborn

thestormborn — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:49:38 +0000

That is very true. I hope he was so drunk he could have said the same thing to a plant pot otherwise he may up saying it to the wrong person and get punched in his teeny tiny nut sack.

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by thestormborn

thestormborn — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 08:47:34 +0000

Ah, yeah, there are SOME perks to having kids. I have a 6 year old and this year he has been OBSESSED with ‘Sexy and I know it’. I don’t think I’ve seen anything more hilarious then a skinny white child running into the living room in only his pants (not only that, he chose ones that were a bit too small for him as well), start to gyrate and sing sexy and I know it. I was a shame he chose to do it when i was having a cup of tea coz I nearly scalded him when I burst out laughing….. I’m not sure if I should be worried that I no longer have to teach him these things though.

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by thegamingtramp

thegamingtramp — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:52:49 +0000

Oh my God, that is legend. The derrickman just came in my unit and asked me why I was sitting laughing all alone like a creep. I didn’t feel I could relay the story without sounding like I have a fetish for 2 year old strippers. Well, when we finally do decide to create a person, I will be emailing you for more tips because that one is gold.

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by Christian Porter

Christian Porter — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 00:44:05 +0000

As someone who is married, has a child, and has given up on life, I can say I do miss the days when I could just go do something at night without having to find someone willing to ruin their night making sure my dumb 2-year-old doesn’t kill himself somehow.
But having a kid can be fun when you’re willing to ruin its life to teach it to do funny stuff for your amusement. For example, right now Max has learned that he is not allowed to take off his shirt when he changes his clothes unless he sings Kool and The Gang’s “Ladies Night”, because it makes me laugh. It’s no Lionel Richie teapot, but it’s alright.

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by thegamingtramp

thegamingtramp — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:19:33 +0000

You know, I am near impossible to offend but that cock-nugget did almost get me with that one. Not because I care what he thinks, just because he knew nothing about me. What if I couldn’t have kids? He didn’t know that. Those comments could have destroyed some poor woman, he’s lucky it was me. He still tries to talk to me in the bar. I’m like, how about fuck you.

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by thestormborn

thestormborn — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:54:53 +0000

I gotta say it.
As a female, that turd you met in that bar is highly offensive.
The day he shits out a watermelon that then proceeds to attempt to kill itself in imaginative ways for example attempting to die of salmonella by sneaking into the freezer at night and chowing down on frozen chicken nuggets a la Iceland (still convinced that’s not chicken… its more likely to be the aborted remains courtesy of the cheap human traffic labour Iceland employ to keep their prices so fucking low). once the death wish stage is over, they have to deal with the violent, screaming, demanding, selfish stage that generally lasts for about 20 more years.

Then… THEN after he has done that, THEN he can come and call you selfish because you don’t feel like your womb defines you as a human being.

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by MedalSlut

MedalSlut — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:54:41 +0000

Get pounding. If you manage twins you’ve got night tables for the bedroom!

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by thegamingtramp

thegamingtramp — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:46:14 +0000

Hahaaaa!! My God Rachel, you are a fucking genius. I’m away to get Billy to impregnate me now.

Comment on Marriage is for Quitters by MedalSlut

MedalSlut — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:44:52 +0000

Surely if you have a baby and fatten it up on brie (served, of course, on Lionel Ritchie crockery) all you’d need is a sheet of glass et voila! Sumo table that COMES TOWARDS YOU WHEN COMMANDED!

Comment on A Camel Toe Christmas by Camel Toe

Camel Toe — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 17:52:50 +0000

Girls are so silly. Camel toe is the new cleavage don’t you know? Show it off!!

Comment on Diary of a Rig Bint by dockfam

dockfam — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:32:50 +0000

yes….I am the proud owner of 3 lol

Comment on Diary of a Rig Bint by thegamingtramp

thegamingtramp — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:28:17 +0000

Wow, thank you! I was pretty sure my mother was the only one who read this shit, so I am delighted someone outside my direct family likes it too!
I love that you were searching for retarded dog pictures btw. Retarded dogs are the best

Comment on Diary of a Rig Bint by dockfam

dockfam — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:07:20 +0000

OMG I found your blog after doing a search for “retarded dog picture”….love it…I am now a follower

Comment on Diary of a Rig Bint by thegamingtramp

thegamingtramp — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 08:40:36 +0000

Hahaa! Glad you like it and it didn’t put you off your breakfast xxx

Comment on Diary of a Rig Bint by Auntie Laine

Auntie Laine — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 08:37:32 +0000

Well Jillian,I was on the phone this morn to The Mammy and she telt me to go in and read this what a way to start my day wi a big fuck n grin on my face the description is very vivid in my brain and I think it will be for some time so I will have this f n permanent grin fuck nose when it will go away
By the way Fuck nose??? Nasal Sex !!! Love you xx well done

Comment on Diary of a Rig Bint by The mammy

The mammy — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 22:48:57 +0000

Jillian you had me in fits of laughter and I’m sitting here on my own…well the cat and she looking at me wondering what fuk! Absolutely brilliant darlin xx