Thirty-something, female, Scottish gaming addict with an unnatural enthusiasm for facial hair, the 90′s, consuming large quantities of beer and embarrassing myself. This blog started life as a video-game thing but has quickly turned into a collection of mostly self-deprecating articles in which I try to keep the offensive language to a maximum. Like my hero Randy Marsh, I am a geologist who currently works rotation on a drilling rig. As a result, I spend an average of 2 weeks of every month at home, bored, gaming, reading Classic Rock magazine, writing, drinking and training my dog to assassinate the entire Kardashian family using an aids-infected machete. It is during these 2 weeks that I will try my best to provide you with something worth reading.