Lisa phoned a bar/restaurant to book a table for dinner. When she got there, this is what she found on her table:
Does Gingwa sound anything like Dingwall? I really dont think it does. It sounds more like the name of a spray to keep gingers away:
“Too many gingers in your vicinity? Try ‘Gingwa’ – the new environmentally friendly ginger repellant from Johnson & Johnson.”
I’ve been called Mr. Bingwall by Sky Customer Services before but I have never had anyone mishear it this badly.
Also, I’m not sure how happy I am about the management inviting complete strangers to use their arses to keep my seat warm. I would prefer a cold, stranger-arse free seat I think.