Bought George Bush’s book last week. Did a shit on it.
The recently released memoirs of our favourite loveable rogue are sharp and cutting at best but often just grating and irritable. Whiter than white and with not much in the way of cushiony softness, I would recommend steering clear of this product.
Verdict: A controversial choice. Better than the recycled toilet paper favoured by primary schools but nowhere near as good as that Andrex luxury double-quilted one.
Top Tip: Moisten with the tears of Iraqi orphans prior to use to get that super-fresh, wipe-clean feel.